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SC moves to in-source American jobs from India

South Carolina Education Secretary Jim Rex announced a new graduation requirement for next year’s incoming freshmen in South Carolina. The course, Asian Telemarketing/Customer Service, will teach South Carolina’s students the technical expertise to fill hotel reservations and to solve basic computer problems.

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Upstate Right-Wing Gun Nut Club approved by Principal

Greer – Local Principal John Birchwood approved a controversial Gun Nut club yesterday. South Carolinians for Peace immediately appealed to the school board.

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Gov. Sanford Throws Guilt Trip on Graduates

Columbia – South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, speaking at the University of South Carolina commencement ceremonies at the Colonial Center Saturday, berated graduates who had taken out too much money in student loans to pay for their education.

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DHEC takes tough love approach to school air quality problems

A recent study by the EPA revealed hundreds of schools across the country are plagued by elevated levels of air pollutants due to their proximity to industrial activities. Many states are struggling to address what they perceive as a crisis, but South Carolina’s Department of Health and Environmental Control has adopted another approach.

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