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Wealthy, Expectant Parents Sign Prenats

Greenville — When Josephine Nussbaum-Chen was presented with a one-of-a-kind, Frank Gehry-designed bangle just minutes after giving birth to James Lee Nussbaum-Chen, she had just three words for her husband and giver of the $55,000 bracelet, Joseph Edward Chen: “Where’s my necklace?”

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Gore Admits Infidelity to Recycling

Columbia – Former Vice President Al Gore has admitted to cheating on his carbon-offsetting lifestyle during a tempestuous months-long affair with wastefully packaged 100 calorie snacks, plastic bags and SUVs.

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Massive perfume leak spurs accusations of cheating, metrosexuality

The biggest olfactory catastrophe in the history of South Carolina has struck the small fishing village of Murrells Inlet and is spreading rapidly despite efforts to contain the disaster site.

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Spanish intern tasked with planning Cinco de Mayo celebration

Columbia – Carolina Pascal recently called her aunt in Barcelona to wish her a happy birthday. Little did 21-year-old intern for the South Carolina Department of Parks, Recreation and Tourism (SCPRT) expect that her overheard “feliz cumpleaños” would lead to her planning the office’s Cinco de Mayo celebrations.

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South Carolina to bar New Yorkers, Californians

Columbia – Following Arizona’s lead, South Carolina is expected to enact the nation’s toughest immigration laws to date, with New Yorkers and Californians to be officially declared persona non grata.

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Google Buzz Reveals Man Has Lame Social Life

Columbia – Most of the buzz around Google’s latest social networking innovation has involved concern over the publicizing of people’s frequent contacts — and resulting potential to reveal liaisons with mistresses or interviews with rival companies.

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Zhu Zhu Rescue Shelter Created

Summerville – Zhu Zhu pet hamsters are the must-have present of the 2009 holiday season. They squeak, run through mazes and even ride skateboards without making a mess, making them darlings of kids and their parents.

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Liberal keeps support for DeLay in the closet

Columbia – Martin Bell attended Berkeley in the 1960′s, is a proud card-carrying member of SCETV and flies to San Francisco every year to attend the Gay Pride Parade wearing a Speedo, chaps and not much else.

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