Mayesville – Scrape Ore Swamp’s Lizard Man announced to day an impending merger with the Chupacabra, a lizard-like terror developed in Puerto Rico. The Lizard Man is a moderately famous three-fingered, nine foot tall, scaly green resident of Lee County. Puerto Rico’s Chupacabra is a well known sucker of goats on the island and believed to be of extraterrestrial origin.
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A cautionary tale of Stilton cheese and health care reform
Munich, Germany – South Carolina governor Mark Sanford stood on a table today in the renowned Bürgerbräukeller to declare his candidacy for the Presidency of the United States.
Near Conway, SC – Following a state-wide manhunt, Governor Mark Sanford has been located in a vacant U-Rent storage cubicle just outside Conway, SC. Aides reported that Sanford needed to get away from the hustle and tulment of Columbia to find inner peace.