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Lizard Man Merges with Chupacabra

Mayesville – Scrape Ore Swamp’s Lizard Man announced to day an impending merger with the Chupacabra, a lizard-like terror developed in Puerto Rico. The Lizard Man is a moderately famous three-fingered, nine foot tall, scaly green resident of Lee County. Puerto Rico’s Chupacabra is a well known sucker of goats on the island and believed to be of extraterrestrial origin.

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Senator Jim DeMint In Denied Health Insurance Horror

A cautionary tale of Stilton cheese and health care reform

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Mark Sanford announces 2012 Presidential bid in Munich beer hall

Munich, Germany – South Carolina governor Mark Sanford stood on a table today in the renowned Bürgerbräukeller to declare his candidacy for the Presidency of the United States.

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FOUND: Gov. Sanford in undisclosed location outside Conway

Near Conway, SC – Following a state-wide manhunt, Governor Mark Sanford has been located in a vacant U-Rent storage cubicle just outside Conway, SC. Aides reported that Sanford needed to get away from the hustle and tulment of Columbia to find inner peace.

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