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State Treasurer bets the bank on casino venture

Columbia, SC – South Carolina State Treasurer Curtis Loftis announced today that the state would be launching a new “sure-fire” solution to budget shortfalls for the foreseeable future by building a casino on the grounds of the Statehouse in Columbia.

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Town takes up online gaming to make up budget gap


Budget cuts are hitting cities all over the state and nation, but the town of Surfside Beach thinks they’ve come up with a new way to make up their shortfalls: internet gambling.

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