Bauer further clarifies “stray animals” remark
Columbia – Following nationwide outrage over remarks he made earlier in the week, South Carolina Lt. Governor André Bauer attempted to further clarify his metaphor comparing poor people to stray animals.
Joe Wilson pondering how to become relevant again
Beaufort – Congressman Joe Wilson (R-SC2), who garnered international attention for shouting “You Lie!” during a September presidential speech on health care reform, is contemplating an encore to stay hot with this year’s elections around the corner.
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Bauer further clarifies “stray animals” remark
24 January 2010
Columbia – Following nationwide outrage over remarks he made earlier in the week, South Carolina Lt. Governor André Bauer attempted to further clarify his metaphor comparing poor people to stray animals.
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Democrats vow to one day be a minor factor in SC politics
01 February 2010
Columbia – Jaded South Carolinians have been left even more stunned and amazed than usual today thanks to a bold statement coming from the State Democratic Party Chairman Carol Fowler.
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Travel: Hawksnest Tubing took me for a ride
30 January 2010
Boone, NC – Having a four-year-old and not much money, the wife and I don't get out of our beloved South Carolina very often, so we aim to make every vacation extra special. Well, they don't get much more special than our visit to Hawksnest Tubing resort just outside of Boone, North Carolina.
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Poor South Carolinians Vow to Breed Faster
29 January 2010
Columbia – In a show of defiance to lieutenant governor Andre Bauer’s recent comments comparing the poor to stray animals, the Palmetto State’s ‘Coalition of the Hungry’ group has issued a statement pledging to ‘copulate like rabbits,’ if the charitable-minded insist on continuing to feed them.
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Pat Robertson and Andre Bauer to Represent USA in Winter Olympics
26 January 2010
Colorado Springs, CO – The United States synchronized insanity spouting team just got a whole lot stronger today, as Pat Robertson and Andre Bauer declared they would be forming a team to compete in the upcoming Vancouver games.
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Lindsay Graham Disappears Into Ideological Black Hole
25 January 2010
Columbia – The state of South Carolina was hit by a shocking tragedy Thursday as the second-term Senator Lindsay Graham disappeared into a gaping hole in the political spectrum.
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Pat Robertson urges disaster relief for Conan staff and writers
15 January 2010
Tega Cay – In a massive outpouring of compassion, followers of Reverend Pat Robertson are collecting clothing, blankets, bottled water and money to send to the soon-to-be-unemployed staff of the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien.
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Sanford Memoir Reveals Governor to be Biggest A**hole on Planet
11 January 2010
Columbia – theDiscust has received an advance copy of South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford’s new book “Staying True,” which relates the experience of how she dealt with the governor’s affair with an Argentinian woman.
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Henry Brown retirement propels C of C to win over UNC
05 January 2010
Charleston – The College of Charleston's improbable victory over the University of North Carolina was all but sealed earlier in the day when Rep. Henry Brown decided not to seek re-election. Brown has represented the Charleston area in Congress since 2001, which was the year of the Cougars' previous victory over the Tar Heels.
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