Sen. Graham proposes microchipping ‘anchor babies’

Washington, DC – Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) held a press conference today surrounded by what he described as "real American babies," and announced new legislation to combat the 'anchor baby' epidemic.

Sen. Graham proposes microchipping ‘anchor babies’ Sen. Graham proposes microchipping ‘anchor babies’

A political fable with a truly transparent moral

Once upon a time in the Southern Kingdom of Carolina there was a princess named Nikki who wore nearly no clothes for she believed the common people of the land wanted to see her for what she was.

A political fable with a truly transparent moral A political fable with a truly transparent moral

Tea Party protests Haley’s “Tea Tax”

Columbia – The South Carolina Tea Party's love affair with Republican gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley has hit some rough water as the activists turned out in force Wednesday protesting her latest proposal to reinstate a tax on groceries.

Tea Party protests Haley’s “Tea Tax” Tea Party protests Haley’s “Tea Tax”

Haley campaign unveils new slogan: “So Transparent You Can See Right Through It”

Lexington – With less than 90 days left before the election, Rep. Nikki Haley's gubernatorial campaign has unveiled a new slogan meant to highlight her ever-present calls for more transparency in state government.

Haley campaign unveils new slogan: “So Transparent You Can See Right Through It” Haley campaign unveils new slogan: “So Transparent You Can See Right Through It”

Haley campaign unveils new slogan: “So Transparent You Can See Right Through It”

11 August 2010

Lexington – With less than 90 days left before the election, Rep. Nikki Haley's gubernatorial campaign has unveiled a new slogan meant to highlight her ever-present calls for more transparency in state government.

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Tea Party protests Haley’s “Tea Tax”

19 August 2010

Columbia – The South Carolina Tea Party's love affair with Republican gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley has hit some rough water as the activists turned out in force Wednesday protesting her latest proposal to reinstate a tax on groceries.

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A political fable with a truly transparent moral

23 August 2010

Once upon a time in the Southern Kingdom of Carolina there was a princess named Nikki who wore nearly no clothes for she believed the common people of the land wanted to see her for what she was.

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Sen. Graham proposes microchipping ‘anchor babies’

02 September 2010

Washington, DC – Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) held a press conference today surrounded by what he described as "real American babies," and announced new legislation to combat the 'anchor baby' epidemic.

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McRibbed for her pleasure

20 July 2010

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Massive perfume leak spurs accusations of cheating, metrosexuality

16 June 2010

The biggest olfactory catastrophe in the history of South Carolina has struck the small fishing village of Murrells Inlet and is spreading rapidly despite efforts to contain the disaster site.

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SC Baptists weigh in on Haley flap

07 June 2010

Anderson — Baptist leaders convened in prayer today to ask God to forgive South Carolina’s politicians for any marital “transgressions” they all may have committed.

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Folks screws Haley, also alleges sex

24 May 2010

Columbia – South Carolina's political world was rocked this morning when blogger and former Sanford insider Will Folks announced that he had engaged in an "inappropriate physical relationship" with GOP gubernatorial front-runner Nikki Haley.

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Spanish intern tasked with planning Cinco de Mayo celebration

05 May 2010

Columbia – Carolina Pascal recently called her aunt in Barcelona to wish her a happy birthday. Little did 21-year-old intern for the South Carolina Department of Parks, Recreation and Tourism (SCPRT) expect that her overheard "feliz cumpleaños" would lead to her planning the office's Cinco de Mayo celebrations.

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Mainstream Media discovers “South” Carolina, pronounces it “Surprisingly Normal”

03 May 2010

Columbia – The Associated Press is reporting that South Carolina is, well, pretty much like every other state in the country. Details are still emerging, but it appears that South Carolina is coping with the lingering effects of the Great Recession in much the same way that people in Idaho, Delaware, and Kansas do.

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South Carolina to bar New Yorkers, Californians

29 April 2010

Columbia – Following Arizona's lead, South Carolina is expected to enact the nation's toughest immigration laws to date, with New Yorkers and Californians to be officially declared persona non grata.

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North Augusta, Aiken: “More strippers, less guns and pizza”

14 April 2010

REAL NEWS from FloatingSheep.org

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